Gettin’ Busy: Suggestions for an Updated Busy, Busy, Busy Town

I love Richard Scarry’s Busy, Busy Town, a classic children’s book (which inspired a cute TV show) where everyone is on their way to work. It has images of cats and pigs and hippos, with short job-title captions like “Grocer” and “Teacher” and “Firefighter” and “Garbage Truck Driver.” You remember it, right?

Busy, busy, busy Instagram marketing experts!

Busy, busy, busy Instagram marketing experts!

If the estate of Mr. Scarry ever chooses to issue a revised edition, I humbly suggest these career additions in honor of the new economy:

Management Consultant

Yoga/Pilates Instructor

Uber Driver/Registered Sex Offender

Social Media Specialist

Mommy Blogger

Military Contractor

Life Coach

Fox News Pundit

Fox Football Robot

Cloud-based Data Storage Solutions Programmer

Brogrammer

YouTube Sensation

Internet Troll

Dominatrix

Hater

Intact Foreskin Activist

Lactivist

Boomerang Kid

Millennial

Kardashian

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